tongue like a diamond dagger
Some of the things I write about can be quite controversial and can’t really be debated upon inside a comment box all the time. I understand people’s need to communicate with me privately, or at least not in such open spaces.
Feel free to e-mail me your comments, social security numbers, addresses, and nude pics. But if you send me spam I will dedicate my life’s work to hunting you down and waterboard you until my arms get tired. Side note: my arms never get tired.